It’s that time of week. Bad Sunday. Where I write of bad things I have come across during the week. Are you wondering where last weeks Bad Sunday got to? Tough luck, because this tradition starts today. I don’t want you to think that I’m a bad, negative person so I will start Good Fridays too (you see what I did there?)
You simple, rabid little girls. Twilight is bad Literature. Indeed, enjoy it all you want, even I did a little, but accept that it’s bad writing, please. No. Nobody cares that the film had Edward and Bella have the conversation about vampires in the forest instead of the car. We don’t give a fuck. We are rational human beings. Someday, somehow, you too, will be rational. We hope for you. We really do.